santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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rainbowrose2013:

sophiecrossing:

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

PROTECT THE WORLD FROM CARBONATION I’m dying

This is beautiful.

rainbowrose2013:

sophiecrossing:

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

PROTECT THE WORLD FROM CARBONATION I’m dying

This is beautiful.

reblogged 10 hours ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 33,931 notes via/source

Lake guardians Uxie, Mesprit & Azelf

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 4,851 notes via/source

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 193,382 notes via/source

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 232,500 notes via/source

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 204,399 notes via/source

demoriel:

there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 84,100 notes via/source

the-sharpie-klepto:

childishflamingo:

my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil

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